ElleMay

I am not a fucking play thing! If you want a girl to play with so you can get your rocks off, go get a prostitute because I refuse to be one! I am a mom first and above all. I'm here for my kids, not ...

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I am not a fucking play thing! If you want a girl to play with so you can get your rocks off, go get a prostitute because I refuse to be one! I am a mom first and above all. I'm here for my kids, not to pleasure you!

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Here is a poem to all of my single homies!

Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
what the hell is that shit for?
people get mushy and start acting queer,
it's definitely the most annoying day of the year.
th...

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Here is a poem to all of my single homies!

Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
what the hell is that shit for?
people get mushy and start acting queer,
it's definitely the most annoying day of the year.
this day needs to get over with and pass,
before i shove something up cupid's ass.
i'll spend the day so drunk i can't speak
and wear nothing but black for the rest of the week.
guys act all sweet, but soon it will fade,
for all they are doing is trying to get laid.
the arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit,
cuz this thing called love is a crock of shit.
so, here's my story, what else can I say?
love can bite my ass, fuck valentines day! ♥

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I fucking love Kat Williams!!! P.I.M.P. nigga!

watz up lette?

I cant believe my lil' ninja is 2 today! He's growing up way too fast. It seems like yesterday I was giving birth to my almost 12 lb butterball. Happy Birthday Drayden Madrox! I love you!

hey lette, i have alot of special deals and offers goin on, on my website. i have deals from sally beauty supply, spencer gifts, and adam and eve toys. check out my website www.lauraswonderland.com l...

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hey lette, i have alot of special deals and offers goin on, on my website. i have deals from sally beauty supply, spencer gifts, and adam and eve toys. check out my website www.lauraswonderland.com let me know what you think thank you and keep it wicked! whoop whoop!

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So happy for my bro! His Giants are going to the Super Bowl and they are going to SMASH the Patriots!!!

-- FUCK this weather!!! It's alternating between really warm and cold. My body can't take it and now I'm fucking sick. Thank you so much Mother Nature!!

Its my 21st motherfucking birthday!!!

wats up fam, wats there to do around here

Gonna be on MW3 later. Add me if you wanna play: twiztidmomma13 (xbox360)

Anyone want to cuddle with me? Feeling a little lonely.

-- playing MW3 on xbox. If anyone wants to play with me hit me up. My gamertag is: twiztidmomma13

So I'm feeling a little down. Anyone up for making me feel a better?

Hey Ninja! MMFWCL!

VOTE FOR HIM! HE IS A BAMF & HE CAN MAKE THIS COUNTRY BETTER! READ THIS ARTICLE PLEASE (it is a little long, but it's awesome)!

whoop whoop