Pyschopathic Stoner

im calling you out on this...this is not you.

fuck Carmen Sandiego...who the hell does she think she is having people find her and shit? Fuckin' bitch.

necrophilia is fuckin nasty

this profile designer shit is mad hard. I just want my background to be weed.

life's a bitch and then ya die

never trust a mexican named Patrick

HEY HOMIE!!!!!!!!!! :D

Noah's Bagels fucks you over!

come one come all, i'm the best ever. There's nobody that can match me. Nobody!

So i just bet this kid he couldnt touch the rim of a basketball hoop but he did...so i took him out on the way down.

i got so stoned driving the other day i didnt realize i was in the carpool lane.

what kind of candy do you like?

haha, has anyone took a bong hit and thrown up after? My friend did that this morning outside Booger King. Nasty but hiiiilarious! plus we were mad high so it made it all the better

some pussy jus walked by me and whispered to his friend, "Don't ever take a hot dog from a juggalo" WTF is that supposed to mean!?

fuckin techno music pisses me off

recognize the dick size in these karl kani jeans, i wear 13s know what i mean?

some fuck looked at me weird in Hot Topic today...i think he wanted an ass beating or something.

i fink you freaky

my God...if there is one...castrate every Eminem fan out there

my fuckin mom found my weed and grounded me...i told her i may have to punch her in the face for it